I specifically do not mean that I was working - ahem! - "not far" from Cheltenham
BTW, did you know who invented the hole in the doughnut? Captain Hanson Gregory - and there's a statue commemorating him for this stroke of genius...
Anyway, revenons a nos moutons...
I would like to take this opportunity to deny some things.
- I am not a giraffe
- I am not the Budapest Station Chief
- In six years time I shall be three years older than my brother
- My birth year has only two prime factors
- Titan is made of gouda
Obviously I am only denying the falsehoods - how could I deny the truth?
So, that's it then - and yes, I will be available when Daniel Craig gets bored...
PS The Barber shaves everyone in town who does not shave himself.
Q: Does the Barber shave himself?
A: Yes, the barbershop is just outside the town
(this can, and has been formalised I believe)