Work - not doing any, honestly.

Until I took time out I was working for the MoD, not far from Cheltenham... by which I mean just "not far" from Cheltenham.

I specifically do not mean that I was working - ahem! - "not far" from Cheltenham

BTW, did you know who invented the hole in the doughnut? Captain Hanson Gregory - and there's a statue commemorating him for this stroke of genius...

Anyway, revenons a nos moutons...

I would like to take this opportunity to deny some things.

• I am not a giraffe
• I am not the Budapest Station Chief
• In six years time I shall be three years older than my brother
• My birth year has only two prime factors
• Titan is made of gouda

Obviously I am only denying the falsehoods - how could I deny the truth?

So, that's it then - and yes, I will be available when Daniel Craig gets bored...

PS The Barber shaves everyone in town who does not shave himself.

Q: Does the Barber shave himself?
A: Yes, the barbershop is just outside the town
(this can, and has been formalised I believe)